Zero Filter, Full Sass: Let Your Tee Do the Talking

Zero Filter, Full Sass: Let Your Tee Do the Talking

Say it with your shirt—because your face already did. These savage tees from The Thread Dept don’t hold back, and neither should you.

Sometimes subtlety is overrated.

You’re tired of smiling through awkward small talk.
You want a t-shirt that says, “I’m not rude, you’re just annoying.”

We got you covered.

Introducing 5 graphic tees that speak louder than you ever need to.
Because sometimes the best way to be heard is with sarcasm in cotton form.


“Absofuckinlutely” 

Absofuckinlutely Graphic Tee

You don’t say yes. You say: Absofuckinlutely.
And this shirt does it for you—loud and proud.

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“I'm Fantastic”

I'm Fantastic Graphic Tee

This shirt is the energy of walking into a room like you own it—
even when you just came for the snacks.

→ Wear your confidence

“You Are A Nosey Little F*cker Aren’t You”

Nosey Fucker Graphic Tee

For when someone’s staring at your shirt too long…
and they get what they deserve 😂

→ Warning: High sass level

“Cat Boxing”

Cat Boxing Graphic Tee

This is what it feels like when you're emotionally fighting for your life
but still look adorable doing it.

→ Soft cotton, hard hits

“A Chimp With Machine Gun”

Chimp With Machine Gun Graphic Tee

A chaotic good energy kind of tee—makes no sense, and we love it for that.

→ Channel your inner chaos


Wrap It Up 👕

You don’t always need to speak your mind. Just wear it.
These tees talk loud, laugh harder, and couldn’t care less what anyone thinks.

→ Explore the full Humor Collection

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